Tummy Review: Uta Kohaku

Tummy Review: Uta Kohaku

Tier: E

Uta Kohaku isn’t one of the most well known idols out there, but I know of her because she’s made quite a few appearances alongside Haruki Sato as a fellow squirter. I think she has a very cute face, pretty good acting and enthusiasm in the scenes I’ve seen her in, and her squirting ability is up there, however she’s cursed with one of the worst tummies I’ve ever seen.


The Fundamentals

There’s no easy way to put this, but Uta has one of the most rectangular bodies I’ve seen. Even in the photo sets where she’s posing to accentuate her figure there’s still not much curvature there, and it only looks worse in videos where posing and camera angles can’t hide her figure. Her narrow hips and her ribcage bulging out at the bottom all contribute to her bad figure, but its really the shape of her ribcage that is the root problem of her figure. Rather than being V shaped to form the top half of the hourglass, its wider at the bottom of the cage, disrupting the whole hourglass figure. Larger breasts could have helped to hide the bulge from the ribcage and I might not have noticed it, but unfortunately its completely exposed.

Uta’s body is neither skinny, plump, or fit in any way unfortunately. And without any muscle to give the fat she’s carrying any sort of shape or curvature, her tummy just looks flabby and gives off a “skinny-fat” vibe.


The Fold

So this is one of the things that I just don’t like seeing in tummies, where instead of forming rolls that protrude outwards, the whole belly just sort of folds inwards on itself in one giant crease. I’m not exactly sure how this happens, but I’ve seen it on both thin and plump tummies, so it might have to do with genetics of some sort. Either way I don’t find it aesthetically pleasing at all since it looks like the tummy is eating itself. However, in some positions her tummy still rolls up nicely which is it’s one saving grace.


Yeah, so Uta’s tummy is probably the only tummy I’ve seen that I think deserves an E ranking. E ranked tummies are just as rare as S ranked tummies, and most tummies probably fall in the C-B range, so there probably won’t be another E ranked tummy review again. It’s unfortunate that that she’s cursed with such a bad tummy since I honestly think she’s pretty cute looking, and she does a lot of videos with fetishes I like.